Five Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square, Rome.
The first Catholic man tells his friends,
“My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father”.
The second Catholic man chirps,
“My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him “Your Lordship”
The third Catholic gent says,
“My son is an Archbishop. When he walks into a room people call him “Your Grace”
The fourth Catholic gent says,
“My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says “Your Eminence”.”
The fifth Catholic man says very proudly,
“My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him “Your Holiness”.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the five men gave her a subtle, “Well…?”
She proudly replies, “I have a daughter,
Slim,
Tall,
38D breast,
24″ waist and
34” hips.
When she walks into a room, people say.....
“MY GOD"!
😄😄😄😄😄😄
BAHASA INDONESIA
Miingdiucapkan
ming atau
mi.ing?Iis Dahliadiucapkan
is dah.lia atau
i.is dah.lia?Mangindaandiucapkan
ma.ngin.dan atau
ma.ngin.da.an?Perbedaandiucapkan
per.be.dan atau
per.be.da.an?Manfaatdiucapkan
man.fat atau
man.fa.at?Taatdiucapkan
tat atau
ta.at?Jemaahdiucapkan
jemah atau
jema.ah? Nah jadi kalau ...
Aamiin
diucapkan ... amin atau a.a.mi.in?
😄😆😭😂
hidup jangan seperti “SIDOARJO“ (SIbuk Dolanan JARang kerJO)
apalagi jadi orang “BLITAR“ (BLagu dan sok pintAR)
mendingan orang “TUBAN“ (Tulus dan rela berkorBAN)
terus kalau muda jangan jadi orang “JOMBANG“ (JOMblo tak berkemBANG)
gak enak jadi orang “MAGETAN“ (Males dan kaGETAN)
yang enak jadi orang “NGANJUK“ (NGANgenin tur ora mbuJUK)
Yang enak jadi Surabaya
Supel Ramah Baik hati kaYa ...
Tapi yang paling oke jadi orang MOJOKERTO
MOntok, JOss, KERen, tur gampang di TOto 😁😋
😁😁😁
☕ BAULAH KUPI 🍶
Laki:
"Yank ... di mana ikam nyimpan gula?
Aku handak baulah kupi"
Bini:
"Di dapur ka ai di toples
Toplesnya yang ada tulisannya UYAH"
Laki:
"Bah lah ... ikam ni kaya apa, toples gula ditulisi uyah ...?"
Bini:
"Biar kada ketahuan semut ... kaya di HP pian jua ..., DEWI ditulis "MADI"
Supaya ulun kada tahu!😡😀
😋
Joke of the day ... 🤣🤣
Today is Jacob's birthday, so his wife decided to surprise him, she took him to a Strip-Club House. At the club ....
DOORMAN: Hey Jacob! How are you?
WIFE: How does he know you? 😡
Jacob: We play Golf together! 😥
BARTENDER: The usual beer Jacob? 😊
WIFE: And how does he know you? 😡
Jacob: He's on the Bowling Team! 😰
HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jacob? 😛
The Wife storms out ... dragging jacob with her, into a taxi! 😤 🚖
TAXI DRIVER: Hey Jacob boy ... You picked an ugly one this time ... same Hotel? 🤣 😆😆😆
Jacob's funeral will be this Sunday at 12 noon ....
☕ BIKIN KOPI 🍶
suami:
"Lusi, nyimpan gula di maneee ...?
Abang mao bikin kopi"
istri:
"Di dapur Bang ...
Di toples ...,
Toplesnya yang ada tulisannya GARAM"
suami:
"Jeileeeh, Lusi ini gimane ...
Toples gula, kok ditulisin garam ...?"
istri:
"Biar enggak ketahuan sama semut Bang ... kaya di HP-nya abang ..., MARIA di tulis FRANKY," biar aye gak tau!
🤔🙄😳😝😂🤣
Good Evening Everyone
Khusus buat yang baca ini aja ya!
CARA SEDOT PULSA
Tetapi jangan sembarangan disebarluaskan ke orang-orang lain.
Khusus buat kita-kita aja yaa ...
Ternyata kita bisa ambil Pulsa orang
(berlaku semua Operator).
Caranya:
Saat kita lagi di Telepon Seseorang,
Pas lagi ngobrol tekan @*10.000#,
Nah,
otomatis pulsa kita bertambah 10.000 (pulsanya yang nelepon tadi tersedot).
Jika kita tekan @*50.000#
otomatis pulsa kita juga akan bertambah 50.000.
Cara ini dikasih tahu teman yang bertugas di bagian Server Operator Seluler.
Tetapi ingat jangan kasih tahu ke yang lain ... !!!
Cukup kita aja yang dibohongin ... 🏃♀🏃♀💨💨💨😂😂
